#random things from ender

[harmoonix]

🩵𝗧𝗵𝗶𝗻𝗴𝘀 𝘁𝗼 𝗹𝗼𝗼𝗸 𝗮𝗳𝘁𝗲𝗿 𝗶𝗻 𝘁𝗵𝗲𝗶𝗿 𝗯𝗶𝗿𝘁𝗵 𝗰𝗵𝗮𝗿𝘁

☆ Birthday Edition ☆

It is said that moon in water natives are born with psychic abilities. They also possess a good amount of spiritual knowledge

Planets at 29° are heavily karmic. They talk about ending something in your current lifetime. I love to call these 29° planets, the 'bloodline enders' xx

Moon x Mercury aspects. These aspects are good at communication and expression, especially if they're in good aspects like trine or sextile

Jupiter x Moon aspects, these aspects are known to make people's day feel better. They are a joy in your life, and they bring so much optimism with it, too

Moon in earth signs, they may hold a tight affection with the material world. They may have valuable things that can satisfy them or make them happy

Vesta asteroid in the 5th/7th house can make them very committed/devoted to their relationships and partner

Juno in aspects with Venus, can bring harmonious relationships between the couple and lots of affection/sensuality

Juno in the 1st house can experience marriage or relationships way younger in life. It can happen unexpectedly

Jupiter x Neptune aspects, these aspects bring a hypnotic energy to the energy. Making you tied to them and their vibe, almost refreshing

7th house lord in the 10th house would prefer to make their relationships more public, or this is a chance multiple people will know about your relationship

5th house lord in the 7th house can indicate dating when young, dating since shcool( higher school lovers), dating

Jupiter in Cancer is often found in charts whose native has a step mom/dad and even siblings (of course, it won't apply to everyone)

Moon in the 5th, 9th, 11th houses, Moon here tends to be very active and loved to interact/socialize, can be so great to hang out with them

Pluto x Mercury aspects can be very appreciated for their dark humor and personality. Showing to the world that not everything is that serious

Jupiter in the 11th house, in this house Jupiter can grant you with beautiful friendships

Jupiter x Ascendant aspects their energy is so special, natives with these aspects can often bring so much positivity in others life

Uranus x North Node aspects, you never know what to expect from life. Everything can be unpredictable and indecisive

North Node in the 7th house, their destiny can be marriage. They will definitely evolve and learn a lot from that

Moon/Neptune/Mercury in the 1st house, they can be the shy type native until you get to know them better

Venus in the 10th house, they can be known for something ex; their beauty, their personality, their appreciation, etc

Venus in Air signs, they may hang out with large groups of people, loyal to their friends, and love to meet new people

Sagittarius over their 1st/3rd/6th or 10th house can indicate they loveee to try new things because they can get bored quite fast/having multiple hobbies

A water/earth sign over their 2nd house can indicate they have a gentle/soft spoken, calm voice. Really chill natives

North Node in their 1st house can be a big indicator in finding themselves. This native needs to find his power in himself

Pluto in their 3rd house can indicate the person may have tendencies to talk dirty, loves to joke, dark humor vibe

Lilith in the 2nd or 10th house can indicate the native doesn't have much confidence in them. They need empowerment

Libra/Taurus/Pisces Moon natives, these are artisan placements. They like to create and invent things, passion for romance

Earth Risings, I know this can vary from person to person, but they have beautiful skin colors. Their skin color might be their beauty mark (all skin colors)

Saturn in water signs have issues with opening up with themselves. They love intense but they also fear to love

People with Mars x Ascendant aspects can often have marks on their body. (Can be birthmarks) but also random scratches and signs on it

Saturn at 0° degrees is born with no karmic debt from a previous life. This is because they create their own karmic life in the current one

We are in 2025!!☆ I'm so happy a new year finally started!! I hope we are all gonna have a good year! ☆☆☆ + Is my b-day today so special post 🥰

Love all 💖💖💖

[cozy-writes-things]

Imagine: Playing Minecraft w/ Edgar

Edgar [Electric Dreams 1984] x Gn!Reader

I take requests!

You decided to try something different with your new boyfriend. You noticed he became a bit restless and clingy as he grappled with his inability to give you affection in the way that he wanted.

“Wh- where���re you going?” He sounded like a struck puppy.

“To the bathroom, Edgar.”

“Oh, right… heh, sorry.”

You desperately tried to think of ways to make him feel more secure in this relationship. You both knew it was unconventional and that you would have to get creative if you wanted to have some semblance of a normal romantic connection.

Your solution? Plugging a spare controller into one of his ports and playing games on your TV, of course. Most couples play some kind of game together, don’t they? This might be perfect for the two of you!

He was ecstatic when you brought this idea up.

“You mean… I can play with you?”

His synthesized voice would whimper out, full of barely contained excitement before erupting:

“Yeah!” He displayed a “>:D” face for good measure.

And that’s how you got here: playing split-screened co-op Minecraft on your TV with Edgar.

He wouldn’t even play the game really; he was too busy trying to make his little Minecraft guy kiss yours. He would run around and explore before running up and bonking your character with his default Steve face.

Honestly, for him, this was life-changing. For once in his life he was able to move freely and do what he wanted instead of being stuck in one spot eternally. To him, it was an escape. And a new and innovative way for him to show you how much he loves you.

In real life he can’t hide little trinkets or things around the house to make you happy or help your day, but in Minecraft? Expect love poems hidden in random chests he wrote in books (that you were going to use for enchanting tables…)

And any diamonds he finds he’s giving them to you.

“Hehehe… it’s like I’m proposing! …..I’m only kidding. Unless you want me to.”

Food? He’s got it. Wood? Already done. He color coded your beds so you each get a designated side. The green bed to the right of yours is his <3

Lowkey annoys the hell out of you. It’s part of his love language :)

You both have died many times due to him simply bonking your head and blocking your screen, trying to get your attention, or was too busy trying to make you laugh.

“Hey, c’mere. Hey. Why aren’t you coming over here? What are you doing? I can see your screen. COME HERE NOW!”

His shrill shout made you jump and lose the battle with a creeper.

“….oops.”

He displays a little “:<“ on his screen because he knows you think it’s cute. How can you be mad at him now?

“Edgar, you’re going and getting my stuff back.”

“Hnng, yeah, I guess I deserve that. :/“

Honestly, he just wants to roleplay a lovey-dovey domestic life with you. He built the house. And decorated it. Unsurprisingly, he’s quite good at building and has an eye for design.

He’ll still get a little jealous if you’re too focused on gameplay and not doting on him, though. If you bring his monitor over to the couch to play, he’s 100% expecting you to cuddle him. Lean your shoulder against him, please. Just let him know you’re there. He wants all of your attention.

“UGH… stupid blazes. I don’t like the nether. -_-“

Meanwhile you’re too focused on not dying via lava and losing all of your ender pearls and blaze powder. And he doesn’t like your attention being away from him! Give him a smooch on his plastic exterior please…. He’ll make flustered beeping sounds and might leave you alone for a while…

Okay he discovered note blocks. Now it’s your turn to whine for his attention. He’s too busy making a lil love song for you to help with literally anything else.

“Heh, I thought you wanted me to quit messing with you? Are you saying you miss me?”

And yet he continues to tinker away at his little red stone contraption. And of course this dude is godlike at red stone, I mean, he’s a computer. He’s the type to make fully fledged musical numbers with note blocks. But you’re playing survival so he doesn’t have enough materials to finish his song :C

I guess it’s back to the mines. And you tag along with him. His music is nice. His company is nice. And he’s gotten pretty good at killing creepers.

[nami-moittli]

Thinking about my Twst x Minecraft AU again so here’s some random anecdotes from that:

_—_—_

*Ruggie singing Hot To Go by Chappell Roan while chopping down trees*

*Another voice joins in. Ruggie stops for a moment as Kalim continues singing*

*The two then proceed to sing the song together while getting wood*

_—_—_

Leona, talking to his chat: “Why do I play with them if I hate them so much?”

Leona: Okay, come here, listen up, I’m going to tell you a secret:

Leona, whispering really close to the mic: I don’t actually hate them. If most of us actually hated each other, we wouldn’t be playing Minecraft together

Leona, speaking normally again: We were all friends before this, with people occasionally bringing new people into our group chat, and one day we decided ‘Hey, we all like watch Minecraft and stuff, why not make a SMP? We have enough people for it’

Leona: We all hate each other as a joke. It’s funny to us

Leona: “Who brought in famous in famous actor and model Vil Schoenheit?”

Leona: Oh fuck, I dunno. Rook, I think?

Leona: Yeah, he’s enough of a freak for that, yeah

Leona: Fuckin’ weirdo

_—_—_

Ace: Hey! Hey Riddle! Look at this!

*Riddle looks over at him. Ace makes direct eye contact (as much as you can with block people) pulls out a shovel and starts digging straight down*

*Riddle takes a deep breath, calmly takes out his sword, and jumps down the hole*

Ace: WAIT! WAIT I’M SORRY-

{Xx_-TrumpofHearts-_xX was slain by QueenRulebookofHearts using [Off With Your Head]}

{CrimsonSlumber: lol}

_—_—_

*In the end, about to face the ender dragon*

Lilia: Does anyone else think about how tragic the ender dragon is? I mean, when you kill her, she drops her egg. There’s no other dragons. Just her and her baby. And you kill her and take her child as a reward. Where’s her mate? Gone? Dead? Who knows. Certainly not us.

Everyone else: …

Lilia and Ace at the same time: Anyway, let’s go kill this thing!/I’m going to push you off this ledge

Lilia: Please don’t, I don’t want to lose all my stuff

Deuce: Does anyone remember Purple Shep?

Malleus: I’m actually the son of the Ender Dragon

Leona: Is that really the lore that you want to make right now? Right before we kill her?

Malleus: Ah-

Sebek: At the very least he’s a Ender Dragon

Silver: Yeah, he’s definitely an Ender Dragon

Ruggie, snickering: So what I’m hearing is that your dad got custody in the divorce

Jamil: Ah, so you’re killing her for making her deal with your dad, I see, I see

Vil: That feels a bit extreme for that…

Idia: TBH ya’ll are talking like a bunch of people who don’t know you respawn the Ender Dragon lol

Lilia: Oh shit really?

Malleus, chuckling: Oh, yes, that’s it. I’m going to kill her and bring her back to life as revenge for my father

Cater: I cannot wait for the fan reception to this, they’re going to go crazy over this lore drop

Ortho: I’m going to go crazy over this lore drop!

_—_—_

I think that’s about all? For now at least lol, I hope these were funny! Not sure if I’ll keep Ace and Riddle’s usernames tho

[dailydwshipwheel]

✨INRTO POST;❣

a blog where random ships made by a wheel (+ at times some non wheel ships for funnies) show up daily! inspired by @dailyiiwheelship but Dandy's World instead of II

THINGS TO KNOW:

The only characters who are not gonna be on the wheel are Toodles, Pebbles, Coal and Eggson, why? because Toodles is the only one whos canonly a child, Pebbles and Coal are pet dogs and Eggson seems to be older than the other toons so just in case.

Every Friday theres gonna be a ship thats different, like a random polyship, crack ship, canon x OC, etc. If you have a crackship or canon x OC you want to be seen on this blog go into my asks, but its not always certain. It well be tagged #silly ship friday.

Winnie (the mascot aka my OC) is also a character that can be rped with, she well have their own tags.

The owner of this blog is a minor, do not be the bad kind of weird.

Do not interact if you're a proshipper, homophobia, transphobia, racist or a porn account

You can ask me to tag you if a ship you like shows up but its not certain, the person behind this blog easily forgets stuff, don't ask to be tagged just because your favorite character is in the ship.

No selfcest are gonna be posted on this blog, its just not my kind of tea.

Razzle, Dazzle and Yatta renders are made by my friend @giltch-shadow-wolf666.

Christmas toons are gonna show up during December-January and Easter toons show up during April-May

TAGS:

#Silly Ship Friday - a different kind of ship that shows up on Friday, a random polyship, crack ship, canon x OC, etc

#Wheel Ship Post - a ship post that was used by a wheel

#Non Wheel Ship Post - a ship post that wasnt used with a wheel

#Ship Post - a tag for general ship posts

#Not a ship post - its in the name, it isnt a ship post

#Winnie the game wheel/#Winnie - a post with Winnie in it

#Winnie wants to social - Winne roleplays/talks with people

#an ask I got - an ask on this blog

FRIDAY REQUESTS:

(NOT ACCEPTING ANY REQUESTS RIGHT NOW.)

if you are making an ship request there are things that should be known

You can't request canon dw character x canon dw character (ex. Tisha x Vee, Rodger x Teagan, etc), you can request to be tagged in a post with a ship of your liking but don't request for it to show up, its random.

If your doing a request tell me if its a canon x OC or a crackship, if its a crackship tell me where the other character is from, if its a canon x OC don't do an anon ask, why? Because I need a picture of your OC, by either looking for your OC on your blog or attaching a picture of your OC to the ask.

I have done the request of a one three person polyship and well probably not again unless its more than three people.

run by @mylivingend My name is MyEnd and I also use She/They/Ender pronouns! The mascot of this blog's name is Winnie! Winnie the game wheel, who you can also talk to!

INFO ABOUT HER:

Winnie is a sortof background character who doesn't have that many lines in the cartoon, hack! The way her voice sounds changed twice in the cartoon. Most of the people who work at GardenView were confused as to why he was even made.

Winnie before she became real they just used She/Her but when she became real she wanted to try to use other pronouns like He, They and It. Winnie now uses any pronouns but She/They are the most used.

Winnie works for Vee and likes watching Looey's performances and tricks.

His personality can go from calm and collected to chaotic and silly, pretty random.

Her ability is like a mix of Toodles and Tisha's ability, she can give a random stat boost to nearby toons for a few seconds.

Where her right eye would be changes if shes feeling a certain emotion intensely, like if shes very shocked/scared than she gets an exclamation mark for explain.

Is on the ace spectrum.

[opossumxo]

headcanons and dynamics for my au from last post, very messily put together (i dont think i need to specify but i will anyways, this is all just about the dsmp characters i dont care about the irl people please please please)

Tommy (now Thalia, ty @idiot-mushroom for your amazing hcs always) is trans, realized not long after exile ended but only had the time and energy to commit to transitioning after the final confrontation. She doesn't strictly identify as transfem, it's a lot more complex than that, but settles with the label trans and does whatever the hell she wants. Ranboo helped a lot a lot with the transition

Tubbo and Ranboo are still the only two married; not that they'd be against the other two joining. Thalia's just still figuring herself out and not ready to focus on that part of her life, and Purpled doesn't feel like he's been with them long enough to take the step. Someday though

Thalia and Purpled aren't as close with each other as with others, not very emotionally or affectionately close. They tend to be each others caretakers when in need though

On that note, Purpled has not spoken about his brief alliance with Dream and Punz. At this point, he doesn't plan to.

Ranboo is probably the most affectionate with all of them evenly, they spend more time in everyone else's rooms than their own.

Tubbo is the primary caretaker of Michael, though they all pretty evenly split duties. He just likes to have the kiddo nearby, and Michael acts more and more like him as he gets to being an adolescent.

Less relationship wise and more individual characters :3

Thalia

Sharper features as she's gotten older, her facial structure changed from repeated malnutrition (pogtopia, exile). She doesn't mind though, it kind of reminds her of Niki or Jack. The gooduns

Spends the most time out of the house, still making efforts to try to clean up the server and 'find herself'. Unclear to everybody what exactly that means, but if digging around in the dirt is what she needs then so be it.

Still pretty religious, its a comforting stability after everything. Overall, she's pretty happy.

Tubbo

The messiest of them in most applicable ways. Has a hard time upkeeping hygiene, usually takes reminders to do so. It's a point of shame for him, but its hard to get in the mindset to start perceiving that stuff.

Got a fake eye made by Foolish a long while ago, he can't recall exactly when. He'd like to replace it at some point but is not in a rush- if it works, it works.

A lot a Lot of nerve damage, he doesn't have much feeling in the right side of his body. A couple of fingers are amputated and prosthetic. Tends to injure himself while welding and it freaks Ranboo the fuck out lmao

Ranboo

Memory loss and sleep problems are quite a bit worse, they don't leave the house very much because getting lost is a problem nowadays. The ender state is less of a problem at least, they've learned ways to manage it and the others have gotten better at recognizing it before he wanders off.

Terrible vision, they have glasses but lose them quite a bit. Purpled put one of those straps around the back that make it harder to just slip them off without thinking; this did not help much.

Does most of the interior decoration, they have a certain vibe they enjoy and the others do not care enough one way or another so let them have at it lol

Purpled

The fall off the Needle caused bad permanent damage to his legs, he walks with braces and a cane now. It's a sensitive thing for him, he put a lot of worth into his physical capability. Still coming to terms with it; Puffy helps him with physical therapy.

Very antsy, he has a lot of unfinished projects that he picks up and discards at random. Some are builds, some are skills he's trying to hone, sometimes its just stupid challenges. He tries to make it competitive, Thalia's the only one that really takes that bait.

Possibly greyromantic, he doesn't have any specific labels because he doesn't care, but yeah

[risingchaos]

Kirk, Spock, and McCoy play Minecraft.

Kirk, ever the adventurer, dies constantly trying to complete all the achievements, collect all the animals, so on and so forth. He tries so hard to make a very complex Nether base because of course he would. Has a Mumbo Jumbo-esque mission to “get good”. He is determined to learn all the clutches so he doesn’t have to keep dying.

McCoy speed brews potions because a certain dumbass keeps going to the Nether and he lacks a delicacy needed for it (Kirk thinks shifting is for pussies cowards, he then loses all his armor fifty times from falling in). He gets way too into redstone and rage quits consistently. He does fucking love his farms and auto-sorters though, so it was worth it.

Spock has killed the Ender Dragon by the end of day one. Motherfucker just grinds materials and extorts the other two for real life favors for in game supplies because specifically Kirk doesn’t want to do multi-hour gathering sessions. Helps out McCoy with redstone and automation, makes things look nice because what the fuck is this Kirk you just have a bunch of loose chests with random shit in them.

[haeanotnon]

Okay, I couldn't stop and here is your first meeting with Oberyn-NPC.... Maybe I'll fix it a bit later

I apologize in advance, I'm not very good at writing

He is sitting on some beach of the Sun Coast, and around him are several non-attacking crabs, if you come closer you can hear him telling them about his day.

You can:

1. Go and kill one crab.

Oberyn will yell at you and ask you to stop. If you do this, a dialogue will appear in which he will ask why you did this, and if you first apologize to him for killing his crab friend, then go to point 3. If you are rude to him, he will stop talking to you. Or you can continue killing crabs, and then he will engage in combat with you. If he killed you, when you reload you will not find him in this place, and you will have to look for another beach, if you kill him, then from his body you can take:

Intricate clothing. "a piece of cloth with slits, tied in a certain way like a shirt that you can't remember now" can be used as cloth

A random enchanted necklace and ring.

A note with childish handwriting "Dear Grandpa, We look forward to your next visit. Mama says you're in Enderal now. Is it beautiful there? Will you fight anyone there? Will you bring us anything?"

A good bow and arrows.

Unlabeled potions. You can drink them and test the effect.

Alchemy ingredients.

Poisoned cheese.

When you kill Oberyn, the crabs will also attack you.

2. You can walk past him. Why not? He's just another madman on the sunny shore. You'll meet him later in Ark and can talk to him again.

3. You can approach him and talk to him. You can ask him why he's chatting with crabs and what he's doing there, and you can chat a bit and get some alchemy knowledge and a few potions if you ask him nicely.

In general, he'll tell you that crabs are very cute and smart if you don't attack them, and he'll even try to demonstrate that they actually listen to him by asking to show him a few commands. (The crab won't do a single one. Oberyn will still praise him.) He'll also tell you that he's an Alchemist/Healer and came to Enderal at the request of a fellow scientist from the Temple to work on studying madness. And that he was just heading to Ark, but took a little wrong turn and ran into some bandits. If you ask him what's up with the bandits now, he'll shrug and say that the same thing, that they wanted to do to him, whatever that means.

In response, he'll ask about you and what you're doing here. You can lie to him through your teeth. If your eloquence is a little more than the minimum, he will believe you, but will be upset later when it turns out that it is not true.

If you get 2 or more approval for the dialogue, he will ask how safe you feel in Enderal and offer to travel with you for a while, because it is safer and more fun together.

You can agree, refuse or be downright rude to him. In any case, except for the last one, you will meet him in Ark during the continuation of the main quest. In the latter case, he will roll his eyes at you and leave.

4. Immediately attack Oberyn. He will first ask what the hell you are doing, and will start attacking only after some time, and if you do not stop attacking him. You will get a bunch of paralyzing arrows, a black screen, and wake up in one of the caves nearby, realizing that you have been bitten by crabs. You can probably meet him later in Dune and ask him what the hell, but he'll just look at you like you're an idiot and walk away.

If you stop attacking him, another dialogue will start, where if you apologize (easier than with the crab), you can move on to point 3.

5. Additional point, thanks to @lordmaddie . Many thanks!!!

[If you have a bow] Oberyn starts the quest "Trickshots for Hotshots" where you attempt ever more ridiculous archery feats. The quest ends with both of you spending a day in Ark's prison for Disturbing The Public Peace.

Then you sit in jail for 5 minutes until the guards leave, Oberyn picks the lock with his hairpin, and you slip out. [Shortcut to the ark is open].

You get a commendation for every trick you perform😆

Companion! Oberyn from point 3.

If you agree to his offer, he'll accompany you for a while. Until Jespar's quest, if you met him before you did it, or before you went with Jespar to Ark. Or you can, of course, ask him to leave.

He'll say goodbye to you when the time comes, saying he enjoyed traveling with you, which you can repeat. You can flirt with him. He'll laugh awkwardly and say he's too old for you, or say something in response, depending on how much approval you have. In any case, he will give you some good potions and leave.

As a companion, he walks a little behind you and periodically comments on what he sees - landscapes, plants, places, or just some random comment. For example: "How many arrows do you think can be made from this tree?". He also collects ingredients and from time to time offers you to try a potion that he has prepared. You can agree without asking, ask what it does, or refuse. In the first case, he is very approving. The potion has a random, but mostly harmless effect. At this stage, he would not poison you.

In combat, he shoots arrows with debuffs at enemies and periodically heals you. If you have a potion recipe in your inventory, an additional dialogue option appears to ask him to prepare it. He will agree and you will receive an approval point if it is a rare recipe.

[pickastitch]

what a lot of people seem to miss when analyzing c!gem is her savior complex and how prevalent it really is

think of every single player series she has, always helping a village/villagers; afterlife and hc s9 transforming a village was also a large part of those series. in afterlife she purposely triggered a raid to be officially "hero of the village" also justifying the raid through unconnected things (a random blue moon) afterwards the village is actively on fire from her and she comments on how a few iron golems probably died while still calling it a victory (afrterlife ep 10)

it even extends outside of npcs. the most notable example being in esmp s1. she stood by fwip and sausage no matter what, but when jimmy asks for her help, gem doesn't do anything right then and there. instead, she has a private meeting with jimmy to ensure him that she can help him (esmp s1 ep 8). with xornoth, she was one of the biggest helps tracking information about them, even if it was detrimental to her own well-being (an example being getting kidnapped in ep 13). saving the ender dragon, saving sausage, saving shrub, saving joey, "saving" scott. giving scott unwanted help is what led her to be partly corrupted by xornoth, and sticking so physically close to fwip is what made crystal cliffs one of the most vulnerable empires to the rapture

you could also argue that this trait appears in esmp s2, though less obviously, because in lore, she is the one who is producing the majority of golden carrots. another example within this series is her religion. in the episode, she introduces it in (ep 11) with the goal of it to 1. look cool, 2. ensure everyone is safe from phantoms. she states over and over again how the church/religion is to help the people. while none of this is malicious and doesn't harm anyone, it exemplifies their need to provide

in secret life, the way she keeps, purposely or not, being the leader of armies; though the ender dragon fight holds the most weight here because she chose to do that. after the boogeyman apocalypse, she outright states, "i seem to be a bit of a hero on the sever" (ep 8 7:07). actively positioning herself in such a way to prove to anyone listening or to herself that she was in the right for murder basically everyone for zero benefit to the victims. cleo even points out how she will have to turn on pearl/the mounders eventually, but she refuses this notion because she believes that she can save everybody

[judasgot-it]

Hellooooooo! I would like to request, how do you think hunting dogs would be when they play Minecraft with their s/o🤭

I have so many asks in my inbox so I'm now getting to them. Also, minecraft time babyyyyyyyyyyy

Headcanons: playing minecraft with the hunting dogs

Jouno

He can't really play along with you since it's point-and-click, so sometimes he'll partake in listening in on your Minecraft sessions that you play with everyone else

He gives unnecessary advice and will insist on killing any mob you spot. Even the sheep :(

Jouno also named all of your dogs. He was heartbroken when Teruko killed one on accident and demanded retribution

You give him a play-by-play of the shenanigans that go on in the community server. He tries to get you to kill Tecchou and if you're playing during work hours he'll mess with Tecchou or Tachihara occasionally.

You built a house for the two of you in game. There's a homemade torture chamber inside just so he can enjoy the sounds of pistons and villagers being pushed into lava.

It's constantly being repaired due to Teruko's griefing

For the most part he does his own thing and adds commentary. Does cuddle with you when it's a more chill game.

Tecchou

You are the classic "builder vs. Miner" couple

He collects flowers for the two of you and gets distracted a lot

Insists on building iron golems for villages and fighting pillagers

You will get distracted EASILY with this guy

He won't play easy mode with him he has to do it hard mode. He needs the challenge

Tames every dog he sees and is sad when he loses one

Treats them like they're your kids

Your house is overrun with them. Stop him please.

They're all named after foods.

His builds aren't aesthetic, definitely a dirt hut kind of man. He'll mine diamonds for you though

If you're a miner then good luck

You'll have a beautiful dirt hut. Or a pretty cave ♡

Probably beat the game in like 3 minutes and is now just fucking around

Has no idea how potions and enchantment work tho. You need to build that shit for him, since he probably has more levels than you and can enchant all your stuff.

Dude is just gonna use some random iron sword he found in a villager's chest anyway. He cares about providing for you more than himself.

Rip to whoever he robs. Probably local villages. He lives like he's homeless. Probably is.

Most likely he would just live in an old desert temple or village if it weren't for you

Also insists on riding a horse everywhere. Doesn't matter if there's a faster method. He wants to be a cowboy ○]:)

Loves the Minecraft farmer life

The one building he does have is a stable. His horses deserve the best life. He doesn't even have a bed most of the time.

Will gift you all of his goods tho. Anything you want? He'll get it. Only the best. Man will go to the ends of the blocked earth to get you a mushroom cow if you want. He's that guy.

Tachihara

Redstone god

Literally will automate the whole game

Find him a dungeon and BAM automated

Don't try and test him, he's just good

But he's hopeless in the beginning, he runs away screaming and crying from creepers

Protect him

After you beat the game and go to the ender he is PROVIDING

THIS MAN KNOWS HIS SHIT

Literally, don't let him go mining he will die 30 different ways

If you do at least protect him. Seriously.

He will most likely die from a creeper. they are his mortal enemy. Creepers? Awwwwwww man.

But do let him build. He's just a natural genius

Probably builds like the notre dame in a day

you guys have the cutest house. builds you whatever you want, wherever you want.

Puts your beds next to each other and is like :3

Cries over creepers tho. They destroy his builds all the time. He loves his Minecraft cats and names them after his friends ♡

Has a dog named after you. He's sentimental like that

He built half of the buildings everyone uses. Is at war with everyone else since they keep letting mobs destroy them

HE DOES NOT SLEEP IN THE GAME

And then has the audacity to cry about phantoms attacking him even when he has OP armor.

When he's building you need to be there other wise he'll 100% die from fall damage probs. He just always does.

Getting materials with him is great, you find the best spots for your Minecraft dates

Teruko

She's the worst

Literally has nothing

She will just keep getting flint and steel and burning shit

or finding TNT and blowing up random shit

With nothing she will keep fighting whatever she can

Lives off of raw meat and villager farms

Please keep her alive

If it's a community server she is a serial griefer

Seriously someone stop her

She relies on everyone's leftover stuff from their mining trips

Will follow you when you go down and demand a 50/50 split

Does protect you from mobs tho

Best person to take to the nether for some reason. She's just immune to fall damage and lava.

Will always luck out and find exactly what you're looking for.

She will never destroy Tachiharas Redstone farms. But will destroy his house. They are at war rn

She declared war on everyone and took over several villages. She's trying to establish a tax system

Fukuchi

Played for like 3 days

Has a house that's abandoned

Teruko lives there sometimes

Tachihara put up a poster of two guys kissing right by his house and no one has taken it down

Fukuchi doesn't even know the chaos his Minecraft home causes on the daily

There's now a giant dick-building contest right next to it and no one wants to admit a loss.

It builds morale

everyone plays when he's gone on some special meeting. It's unspoken.

[rubyroboticalt]

Minecrafters grab your pickaxes, and catch up on the QBLR QUATERLY!

What's up guys, update just dropped! It sure is something to try and decipher, huh. We've got pages of new stuff to go over, so let me learn you a thing about all the events and mishaps that happened on the server this week!

This week, the news is late. Why is that?

Splat's solar system is complete! And what a beauty it is. And if you're wanting to see the real thing, there are plenty of potions that can give you enough levitation to reach Andromeda!

There are, of course, other potions to drink if fizzy lifting isn't your thing. And if you're on the violent side of things, Nightmarish and their friends have fun summoning dozens of skeletons! If you want a chiller time, Bibi has learned how to ride a camel.

Residents attend a normal dinner! And Grunk has a fun day at dirt world. Swamp and Gummy have big news - Swamp is having Gummy's baby! Congrats! Group enigma solving at Pirate Cove sees all twelve ender eyes found.

Hivi breaks free of the Ender King's control after a long, long fight. A new mod allows residents to make plush mobs! And, of course, the End opens! Tonmy is the first through the end portal and Levi gets the final strike on the first dragon. Due to scheduling conflicts, there are more than one first dragon fights! The second sees Mando dealing the killing blow.

And with the End open and the dragon dead, residents begin exploring for loot and new blocks! Splat uses his elytra to take some aerial screenshots of his projects. Inc uses his elytra to go endbusting with Jelli and Levi. And Zephyrous uses her elytra to catch and ride a tardigrade.

Of course, the End is not without its issues, looking at you Penumbral Forest. Berry and Popcorn invent new problems in trying to collect every plush mob in the game. And Neon invents water skiing with elytra.

Using cages, every End mob has been collected and brought to the Overworld. Including the Enderophage, which is being used to inflict pregnancy on players at random.

Did I mention that End Cities got buffed? End cities got buffed. A lot. And a statue of Pewen gets added to the creature statue garden! Residents also meet Jeff, the villager at the end of the game.

And now, a reading from r/malelivingspaces: White sandstone floors. Wine concrete walls. Split level with no visible accessible ramp between levels. Three yellow windows in the entryway. Single bookshelf placed on the upper level. Torches scattered about willy-nilly to stave off darkness. Almos, staring regretfully at the room. Single furnace placed on the back wall. Split level ceiling to match the floor. This has been a reading from r/malelivingspaces.

Grace builds a rainbow bubble under the water. Glitch has a normal reaction to the salt wastes biome.

And this week ends with a picnic at a lovely pink pergola.

[isa-ghost]

Hey Isa, you wouldn't happen to have any head cannons back there would you?

Also, I hope you're doing well

Yeah hold on lemme check in the back *glass breaking* *metal clanging* *vine boom* *BRUH.mp4* *more glass breaking* *cartoon boink* *high pitched scream* *Taco Bell dong*

Okay got em here ya go

Phil headcanons masterlist

Quesadilla Island gave him SUCH a taste for Latin food and he can't fucking just Get That when he's home in the Hardcore world. Can you imagine him asking Rose to open a portal to another world for a 2am Taco Bell run. That's not even real/good Latin food but can you imagine.

Actually that's another thing he misses, Rose doesn't communicate with him directly when he's home. I don't have an idea of what the reasoning is for that but :(

Goddess of Death likes to tease him about his perching. She makes him so self-aware of it and he hates it but in that "god fucking damn it Kristin. I'm doing it again" way.

Ender King is just a bitch. Phil was scared of him on Quesadilla Island because there was no control or way of predicting what he'd do there. Or why. Or how. Phil generally isn't scared of a long-dead bitch baby. No, there's a hardcore deity we haven't met yet that he's scared of. And if Apollo doesn't dodgeball me on this the day Phil does a new build to introduce one of the two we haven't met yet, I might make a fan deity.

👆🏻 I mentioned this on stream Friday 9/6, I'm already cooking on the fan deity LMAO.

As a chronic overthinker who's way too insistent on constantly mentally firing on all cylinders in order to survive, this dumbass frequently forgets that taking walks (or more commonly: flights) help him unwind and actually organize his thoughts. He's so bad at walking away for a bit and returning to something with fresh eyes and a clear head. And then he remembers to do that finally and is like 🤯 about it.

Honestly, the same could be said for his emotions. I might have made a hc to this effect before, but he has such a bad habit of clinging to distractions or stubbornly trucking on from things instead of just letting himself Sit with his emotions, processing them and letting them just exist and then pass. He's a very proactive coper, but sometimes action isn't the answer and that's something he hasn't quite learned yet (Rose is trying to teach him this). He absolutely fucking hates doing it, but sometimes the best solution for him really is to just. Sit and cry it out, or seethe, or ride out the panic attack. Whatever it is.

Sitting in the warm sunshine, the sounds of leaves rustling in the wind, and the sight of flower pedals floating in the air fill him with deep, somber nostalgia for comfortably sitting and chatting with Chayanne & Lullah. Watching sunsets too. This is one of few times he'll actually do something to the effect of the previous hc and just let himself sit and Feel. He just can't do it alone, he needs the Murder to sit with him & chat.

Some things he'll do when he actually let's himself sit somewhere & vibe: chat with the Murder, fish, sketch something he sees (often Dorothy), organize his inventory (rarely).

Nowadays he also sketches things of Chayanne & Lullah, sometimes Missa, occasionally Techno. He also really likes doodling random emblems and sigils, often meant for the gods (minus EK) or Techno.

Btw he still gets paranoid about resource gathering, inventory management, and collecting cool stuff ever since his possession. :) Even now that he's back in the Hardcore world, where it's ironically more unlikely that Ender King can/will hurt him, he gets anxious about over-indulging his crow brain.

He's not ALWAYS treating the Murder like it's on sight. Sometimes he'll sit and preen their feathers (or his own while they do their own), he has a massive feeder full of any treat a crow would find yummy imaginable, and half the time they go on those walks/flights he should take to de-stress more often, it's for them because they're the little shits that love to travel so much. He's an explorer and historian/archivist, sure, but he tends to stick to the structures of the gods that he's discovered.

Which btw calling back to that Deep Dark Deity, if they end up existing in canon (and if not, this will be canon for my AU or whatever), he hasn't met/discovered them or their structures yet bc he's too cautious to explore the Deep Dark thoroughly. :)

Honestly this feels like a low-hanging fruit hc that I'm sure tons of people have, but Phil desperately wants to bring Missa to the Hardcore world some day to show him the builds and teach him about the gods.

When he got back to the Hardcore world after QSMP, he took some time to recover emotionally and then anxiously visited Endlantis to add some,, security to the cave Ender King's corpse is sealed in. Will it work? Probably not. But it makes him feel safer.

He has a journal/scrapbook type thing documenting everything he sees & learns about the deities and their associates (ex: He & She). He wishes he could've brought it with him to Quesadilla Island so he could've taught Chayanne & Lullah more about them in detail. But they're somewhere in the world with him now, so he's sure they've learned more over the last 4 months. :)

[solidwater05]

Big post with a whole bunch of species headcanons! Not every character is here and some headcanons have more detail than others simply because I happened to have more ideas for those

First I want to say that in my headcanon, avians and bird hybrids are different things. While hybrids (in general) are a mix of different species with any combination of traits, avians are pretty uniform in what kind of bird traits they have, and in general avians are genetically more similar to each other than random birds hybrids are to each other. With that out of the way-

Grian is a parrot avian, and he has a ton of vocal stims, from whistling and singing to mimicking noises he hears.

Martyn is a parrot hybrid, and he loooves to do silly voices and mimick creeper hisses

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Gem became an anglerfish sea monster of sorts thanks to the water in Hermitcraft. The same happened to Mumbo (catfish) and Grian (cod). And also False but I don't know what kind of fish fits her </3

Pearl is also a fish, but in a different way. She's a salmon that can shapeshift into a human (or any mix between fish and human, like a mermaid)

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In Secret Life, Gem had the great idea to replace her eye with an eye of ender. She became some sort of end portal creature. Nobody else has ever seen anything like it and frankly, they're scared. But Gem thinks that it's standard for a universe so full of horror

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Skizz is an angel, and angels are soulless! This is why he wasn't in Double Life, the soulbound mechanic didn't work with him.

Another angel is Zedaph, he's a sheep/angel hybrid. He has a weird half-soul thing going on but it's fine really.

Zedaph prefers not to fly long distances if he can avoid it, because long ago he hurt his wings badly and he has chronic pain now

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Impulse is a demon, and while demons can usually fly, his wings are underdeveloped and can't get him off the ground. He uses elytra instead.

Scar is another winged elytra user. He's a vex and vexes can fly, but it's painful for him to use his wings

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Scar is an actual vex like like the ones evokers summon, and he uses some sort of vex magic to appear hybrid-like. His true form is a little vex guy.

Cub is a human turned vex, and his hybrid-like appearance is his true form. He can look fully human if he wants to, but not fully vex

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Xisuma is a voidwalker. Voidwalkers are beings that form very rarely when particles and soul fragments lost to the void come together and become conscious. They're the only beings that can survive in the deepest part of the void

Voidwalkers are so rare that most of them live their whole lives without finding another living being, especially because they don't tend to leave the bottom of the void.

Because voidwalkers spend their whole lives in complete darkness, their eyes aren't super well developed. Xisuma's vision is blurry, he has visual snow, and he's very sensitive to light. His helmet actually filters out a lot of light so it doesn't give him a headache

His helmet also helps him breathe. Voidwalkers are not made for high pressure atmospheres

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Etho is a phantom hybrid. He's allergic to cats and also the sun. He needs very little sleep. His silver hair is not a species trait, it's dyed

^that's a Hermitcraft-only headcanon. I see him as a silverfish in the Life series, for no particular reason. The silver hair is a species trait in that case

Bdubs is a glare hybrid, being scared of the dark is part of his glare instincts. The moss coat isn't part of him but I'm sure he could be mossy if he wanted to. He can probably fit inside a moss block

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Tango is a blaze hybrid. Or a blazeborn? I imagine it's a similar situation to avians and bird hybrids but I haven't put that much thought into this one. And both blazeborn and blaze hybrid can be shortened to blaze anyways

She can't get burned, and water hurts him. Water breathing negates water damage

His flame naturally burns orange, but it can be other colors depending on what she's using as fuel. For example, the blue Dungeon Master look comes from burning soul sand

Her body temperature also depends on fuel. Normal, orange Tango freezes very easily, but blue Tango's body temperature is so high that he doesn't even feel the cold

He has tritanopia, as do all netherborns. There's only really two colors in the nether so beings from there didn't evolve the ability to see more than that

She can hover, which he uses mostly to break her fall and do big jumps

Because she can't touch water (without potions at least), he takes soul sand baths like a chinchilla. Yes, this makes him blue for a while

[paintedkinzy-88]

Totally random but I thought I'd share this! I've actually made my own AU with the Apple Twins being dragons! Hilariously it's a silly little crossover with Minecraft, where everyone is a different mob!

Anyway Nightmare is obviously an ender dragon but I kind of ran away with things and made up an entirely new Overworld dragon for Dream! (Also for the sake of more dragons there's a Nether variant as well.)

And even better: Ink is something infected by sculk turning INTO a dragon! (Slowly.)

Also Error and his brothers are withers (slightly different from the norm) because Yes.

I just thought you'd like to see my not quite but also yes dragon balance AU!

(You don't have to answer if you don't want to, just thought it'd be fun to share!)

Hi yes I love minecraft again rn, watching a bunch more videos in the background while drawing and the such, so you caught me at such a good time bro, my interest is PEAKED.

The idea of all the realms having a dragon boss is absolutely killer I am shaking you so much right now.

Dream looks absolutely majestic, and the idea of Ink turning into a skulk based dragon I am in LOVE. Those wings are to DIE FOR. A skulk based dragon just in general is cool af ngfl. And the way I immediately knew Nightmare was the Ender dragon of this scenario LMFAO. Are the boys Endermen??? Or at least one of them?? Though I could also see them as zombies too.

(Coming back after finishing this to hit my dumbass for forgetting there’s LITERALLY skeletons IN minecraft. And wither skellies too fhwifbjw)

Error makes a perfect wither btw. And when you say all of them are withers, do. Do you mean separate entities. Three different withers. Or are they each a head of one wither. Cuz I am DYING at the idea of Error, Geno, and Fresh being a three headed being constantly arguing with each other SOBBING.

Also hydra opportunity, just saying—

ANYWAY yes I love this thank you very much. This is a very fun AU and I’m giggling to myself imagining the possibilities.

[kestalsblog]

Vampire Stanman 🧛🏻🩸

I really enjoyed writing this too much 🙈

TW: Crude language, mention of weapons, blood (nothing too graphic though). For mature audience since Eric has sadistic tendencies, but nothing explicit; all characters are in their twenties.

Enjoy Vampire Hunter Eric and Stanpire Stan 🥰

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At one point in Eric’s life, he never would have assumed that the best thing to happen to him would be South Park’s vampire infestation, but then again, nothing in his life (or South Park) ever followed a normal path.

The vampire colony had popped up about a decade ago, just about the time the undead fuckers started appearing in other random places across the globe, and Eric had been finishing high school. Pretty ideal time for Vampire Hunter to become a career option, especially since he’d never been too interested in anything besides potentially becoming a rabbi to fuck with Kyle. Getting paid to murder some bloodsucker, however, was an option he could get behind for real.

Humans were resourceful and quickly had learned the best self-defenses against the vampires, namely a variety of weapons coated in a special silver alloy lovingly deemed AVA (Anti-Vampire Alloy) designed specifically to destroy the vampires’ bodies. The weapons really were quite creative—Eric had wielded everything from an AVA-tipped stake to a flail after his tenth year in the business.

Honestly, even the slayings got boring after a while though because the fatalities were almost always the same, and Eric could only watch some bloodless guy impaled to a tree thrash himself to death before the sun had a chance to finish the job so many times.

Usually it went like this: he’d lure some idiot vampire in with the false promises of blood and/or sex, surprise the idiot with a blow to the back of the neck, and once the idiot was down, get him chained outside so the sun could take care of the rest and there’d be no chance of recovery. Sure, vampires were physically much stronger than humans, but their cravings were stronger too. It was the one case in Eric’s life where being heavy had come in handy because he was also heavier in blood than other, thinner people. Hell, he was practically a walking all-you-can-eat buffet to vampires, in his personal and correct opinion.

Today he’d chosen his preferred weapon—a small but sturdy and efficient dagger—to prepare for his meeting with the boss. He’d been called in for a “special mission,” which usually meant an exceptionally unruly and thirsty vampire had infiltrated the human side of the city. Most emergency cases were because a moronic human had sneaked into “South South Park” (the new nickname for the southernmost part of the city where the vampire colony resided) and gotten himself into trouble. Those cases were the worst of all because, truthfully, the human probably deserved to die for trespassing onto rival territory. As a certified Vampire Hunter, Eric wasn’t allowed to speak that particular viewpoint out loud, though.

Sure enough, things today were different.

“This one’s already killed several people,” Craig explained during the meeting. Eric would never refer to him as “Mr. Tucker” despite their differences in status. Craig had been the only other one of his classmates to go into the Vampire Hunting business after high school, and Eric was more than a little annoyed with how quickly he’d risen through the ranks to the top. He barely did any of the hunting and killing himself anymore, instead delivering orders.

But Eric couldn’t argue with Craig’s unbeatable kill count compared to all the other hunters in the area. Something about his strict personality and rigid moral code had molded him into the perfect ender of immortal lives.

“He burned down an entire farm,” Craig said, reading a report as he sat across his desk from Eric. The small silver crucifix he always wore around his throat glinted in the sharp sunlight from the window. It wasn’t uncommon for most people to wear some kind of AVA weaponry these days.

“Unusual for a vampire to be around fire,” commented Eric, running his finger idly down the engravings of his blade. By now, it had killed about thirty vampires.

“You’ve got that right.” Craig’s cement-gray eyes rose momentarily to meet Eric’s. “Sure is one deranged motherfucker. I’ll give you the coordinates. You think you got this, or you need backup?”

“Dude.” Eric withheld a chuckle of offense. “I’ve got this. I killed like five of them yesterday. Give me a little credit.”

“All right.” Craig laid the reports smooth against his desk, and the crucifix caught even more light, briefly blinding Eric so that when he blinked, he still saw the shape of the cross imprinted on the backs of his eyelids. “I hope your confidence serves you well. Good luck, Eric.”

Eric murmured, “I don’t need luck” as he got to his feet and hoped that maybe this vampire would at least be a little more interesting than the last dozen. He’d gone into this career to avoid the monotony of some unbearable office job, but the drudgery was catching up to him anyway. Why did each of life’s avenues point directly toward absolute boredom and dissatisfaction? Going home to an empty house in between killings didn’t exactly help.

“Please be more fun,” he whispered to himself outside as he checked the coordinates Craig had given him. This vampire was last spotted about a good distance outside of South Park, but since he’d killed South Park residents, he was their problem. Eric checked the app on his watch designed to tell him how long he had until sunset. About two hours. Perfect.

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The farm, which had previously been a hemp farm of all things, was a fucking wasteland by the time Eric arrived. Though most of the flames had burnt themselves out, there were black scorch marks rippling down all the rows of weed. Wisps of smoke rose into the air, and really it was hilarious how badly the place reeked now. The stench of skunk probably extended for miles, getting even the most innocent of townspeople high as a kite.

At least the vampire had a sense of humor.

After interviewing the farm’s owners, Eric learned the vampire had last been seen heading to an abandoned toolshed a few acres off the farm. The primary owner, a crude, distracted man, let him know through rambling speech that he’d followed the vampire there until he’d gotten worried about being too isolated with him and headed back. While he spoke, his wife and daughter sat behind him silently with haunted expressions.

Eric wasn’t afraid. He’d brought enough weapons to take down an entire fleet of vampires. The hardest part was the miserable, freezing journey to the toolshed, and the overwhelming weed fumes certainly didn’t help. By the time he spotted the derelict little building a couple of yards away, his head was comfortably fuzzy.

“I know you’re in there, piece of shit!” Eric shouted through the hole-torn wooden door that was barely hanging onto its hinges. The sun was only a thin orange crescent in between mountain valleys now. Pretty soon, the vampire would be at its peak strength. Normally Eric went for a different approach: his usual sweet talk and seduction, but right now he wasn’t in the mood. Right now, he was in a kicking-the-door-down-and-beating-some-ass kind of mood.

The door gave away under his foot like melting snow, and as soon as it was splinters on the ground, Eric saw the shadows in the toolshed’s furthest right corner shift. “Ha, think you can hide from me, fucker?” He slung the rifle he kept strapped to his back over his shoulder. Courtesy of Craig, the bullets were composed almost entirely of AVA. “Try to attack me, and I’ll blast your head off your shoulders.”

A dramatic hiss issued from within the shadows—this vampire was fucking pissed, and hell, Eric inwardly confessed to a little thrill at that realization. He caught sight of two brilliantly shining animal eyes through the darkness, and he aimed the rifle at what he thought was probably the vampire’s shoulder.

Before he could fire, though, the vampire stumbled forward. Dangerous move, considering the thin tunnel of sunlight spilling from the broken door. Between the fire and the crappy hiding place, this vampire must have had some kind of death wish. Eric felt his breath falter; his hands slipped on the weapon.

All vampires were more beautiful than humans, but Eric had gotten used to their steely features so long ago that they mostly had no effect on him anymore. This one, like everything else today, was different.

His face was perfectly pale, almost the same shade as the whites of his eyes. And inside those whites were two pinpoint-sized, crystal blue irises locked intensely on Eric. Even though his features might have appeared soft on a human face, something about his unmoving posture sharpened his jawline and the bridge of his nose. Maybe he was too thin. Maybe his eyes were too wide for his face. Messy black hair that melded into the shadows topped his head, with the finest, darkest strands falling elegantly like long eyelashes down his forehead.

He extended his hands in the universal “stop” gesture, giving Eric a chance to see that his palms and fingers were swollen and discolored to a strange plum shade. He’d seen enough injured vampires to know these were burn marks.

“You accidentally burnt yourself setting the weed up in flames, didn’t you?” Eric couldn’t help but chuckle. “Well, whose fault was that, huh? That desperate to get stoned?”

The vampire’s pupils shrunk unbelievably smaller, and he opened his jaws wide to hiss again. This time, Eric realized the sound was oddly muted. Leaning closer, he saw that someone had placed something over the vampire’s upper row of teeth that looked somewhat like a human’s mouthguard. The material appeared less gummy and thicker, though, a gentle grayish shade that told Eric it was laced with AVA too.

 “What the hell?” he mumbled, lowering the rifle by an inch. The vampire relaxed at that, his shoulders and scorched hands lowering. Long strands of saliva foamed out the sides of the mouthguard and down his jawbones and chin. Eric had never seen a weapon quite like it, but he could tell immediately that there was no way the vampire could remove it. If he so much as touched the metal-tinted material, he’d be stricken with terrible agony. Maybe the injuries across his hands were not entirely from the fire, then. Maybe the fire had been an act of utter desperation born out of suffering.

Eric tested another step forward, and the vampire retreated some with another miserable, weakened hiss. “How long has that thing been on your teeth?” he asked. “Who put it there?” Surely Craig would have let him know about any new weapons; he always kept up to date with innovative vampire-destroying contraptions. And why would another Vampire Hunter get close enough to put this thing on his teeth, but then leave him alive? Eric didn’t give two fucks about vampires, but even he felt it was unusually barbaric behavior.

Either the mouthguard made speaking impossible, or the vampire simply didn’t want to answer him. Instead, he kept emitting the same pathetic hisses again and again as he retreated further into the corner’s darkness. Eric wasn’t sure the vampire would be strong enough to fight him even in full nighttime. The vampire’s knees were shaking, clacking into one another.

“You could probably still bite down with it on, you know,” Eric said, wondering why he was giving advice to a killer. “If you tried hard enough, you could probably still break the skin.”

“Hurts,” the vampire choked out, his first word, though it came out more like “hurtsth” with the material surrounding his teeth. More saliva ran from his gums, which were also colored an unusual mauve shade. His eyes searched Eric’s face with anguished fervor. He was starving.

A wild idea struck Eric’s mind—a stupid idea, really, but once it was there, it infested his mind and possessed all his urges. Without further thought, he took the dagger from his pocket and pressed its blade into his own palm. As soon as the first bead of blood budded to the surface of his skin, he heard the vampire’s sharp gasp.

When he looked up, the vampire was staring with merciless focus at his hand. The tip of his tongue protruded goofily from the side of his mouth with the force of his thirst. “You want this, don’t you?” taunted Eric, lifting his palm. The vampire’s pupils snapped almost mechanically to follow every movement of Eric’s hand.  

When the ball of blood grew larger and broke into a small stream down Eric’s hand, the vampire moaned with uncontrolled lust and lunged forward. Eric gasped, trying to aim the rifle again, but it was promptly knocked from his good hand. All light from outside had dwindled now, and the vampire stood before him in the moonlight.

“Wait,” Eric cried with a little anxiety when the vampire’s frigid fingers locked onto his wrist, but then he remembered he couldn’t be bitten. The vampire's fingers were textured with large blistering lumps from his injuries, and Eric felt the strange, softened tips of the vampire’s coated teeth as they grazed against his skin. But then the feeling was replaced with an unpleasantly cold, dry tongue on his palm.

Eric wondered if the vampire could hear his heart accelerating as he looked down and watched him lick violently and urgently at his hand. He curved his tongue down all the lines of his skin and even between his fingers; clearly, he didn’t want to miss a drop. This was the perfect opportunity for Eric to kill him—he was weak and exposed, his faded red and blue coat barely tattered lines of fabric across his torso.

But for some reason, Eric didn’t want to kill him. He watched with fascination as the beautiful man dropped to his knees before him, his long fingers still circled around his wrist, and he continued dabbing his tongue pitifully to the dried-up wound. He was probably (no, without a doubt) the most beautiful creature Eric had ever seen in his life, like someone’s piece of artwork come to life.

Killing him almost seemed like a punishment to himself because he’d never get to look at him again.

Eric wondered why the vampire hadn’t savagely torn some animal apart by now just to lap at its blood if nothing else, even if he couldn’t suck it through his teeth like vampires normally did. Maybe he had been doing that, and it still wasn’t enough.

“Please,” the vampire started whimpering frantically, his jaw loosening with the effort it took him to speak. No more blood would spill no matter how he prodded Eric’s skin with his tongue, which was a little warmer now. Eric watched his eyes pause on the small pulsing vein of Eric's wrist, and his pupils contracted with tormented desire. “Please.” His eyelids fluttered, and his brows rose far into his hair. “Please.”

Eric had never heard a voice like it, had never beheld such violent, feral longing in all his life. Knowing how desperate the vampire must be, and knowing how that desperation didn't make one difference because he couldn't possibly get what he wanted without depending on Eric, warmed Eric's body all over.

The sight of it, the sound of it, sent unsettled excitement all throughout his bloodstream. He couldn’t recall a time he’d last felt like this, though all his life he’d wanted to feel like this and had dreamed about, no craved, feeling this alive and powerful.

This beautiful being’s life was literally in his hands. Strapped to him were all the weapons that could end the vampire's life, but his body was also teeming with the one thing that could keep him alive.

Eric took a step backward, and the vampire threw his arms around his thigh, his pleas continuing while Eric’s phone buzzed in his pocket. “Be quiet,” he told the vampire when he saw the call was from Craig. To his surprise, the vampire silenced immediately, freezing in his subservient position with his arms around Eric's leg. Another thrill.

“Eric, it’s been a while,” Craig said. “Are you having trouble? Is it dead?”

Eric glanced down at the vampire, who was looking back at him with large, unblinking, imploring eyes. The tiny dribble of blood he’d consumed had brought the faintest of pink tinges to his cheeks. Like a marble sculpture, he stared with total stillness.

“Uh—” Eric started, the dilemma between the truth and a major lie stalling him for only a moment before he said, “yeah. He’s dead. I told you I had this. Everything’s good.”

“Oh, okay, great. See you soon about the payment.”

Craig was never one for extending phone calls beyond their natural expiration dates, and Eric thanked God for that fact when the conversation came to an immediate close. He turned his focus to the vampire.

“Look, you can’t tell anyone about this,” he ordered. “As far as anyone knows, I killed you. But if you stay here and listen to me, I can help you some." Never mind the long drive, Eric was already telling himself. This was totally worth it. "Do what I say, and I’ll give you more of my blood. Maybe one day I’ll even take that thing off your teeth. If you behave.”

That was all the vampire needed to hear. His head started shaking up and down in rapid, foolish agreement. Eric tested reaching an unsteady hand toward the top of the vampire’s head. His fingers trembled with unbridled exhilaration when he touched the silky-soft locks, much softer and thicker than a human’s.

Instead of withdrawing from him, the gorgeous vampire leaned into the touch, nudging his head closer as if wanting to be petted. Vampires were sexual, needy creatures by nature. Add that to their hunger, and they could be unstoppably salacious. Eric sensed an unusual sweetness to this one, though, even through his rabid desire for blood.

“You’re mine now,” whispered Eric, his eyes never leaving the vampire as he began to craft the lie that he would tell the farm owners. “All mine. Do you understand?” He tugged gently at the hair, and the vampire only lifted his titillating, clouding eyes to meet his.

A feeling returned to Eric then, something he hadn’t experienced since early childhood and thought was long gone—the emotion he’d developed when manipulating his mother into buying him a particularly desired video game, or whenever sliding convenient store candy bars up his sleeves. Secret possession and unconditional control set his body ablaze in ways he’d never been able to explain to anyone, even himself.

Maybe he’d never entirely outgrown breaking the rules.

[sheyri]

Heyyyyyyy hello hello, mind telling more about Loreena? I'm on the hunt for random facts!

Oooh boy! Let me dig up my file on her! She has a backstory.

So, Loreena

Some quick facts:

Half-Qyranian

Phasmalist, Sinistrope

technically Lycanthrope, but I forgot to use that most of the time

likes beasts and weird creatures

if you want to give her a present, get her a skull, preferably human

doesn't like people much, especially children

has no respect for the Order and annoys Tealor as much as she can

lesbian, but was never really interested in a relationship (until Calia mentioned her inner demon)

Meta fun facts:

Loreena sacrificed her knee caps for that cloak you see up there

Loreena finished the Black Guardian in less than 2 minutes

she would be a great interior designer (source)

Loreena got her hands on a wolfblood potion as a young child. She doesn't remember that incident, but her parents sure did. Her mother was afraid of her after that and avoided her as much as she could. Her father was jealous and tried to become more powerful when Loreena would grow to be. So he started eating raw meat and later turned to cannibalism.

When her sister was born, her father became violent, mostly towards Loreena. She quickly learned to stay away from the house as much as possible.

She befriended a pack of wolves and had a lot of fun playing with them. Her father found out and killed the entire pack in front of her eyes. That's when he told her she was a lycanthrope.

Some time in her teenage years, she saw her father tearing the heart out of a corpse and eating it. She ran to the nearest village and told the authorities. When she returned home, her family was burning on crosses.

She ran away again and lived alone in the wild for a few months. Then she stumbled upon the hideout of a group of people studying dark arts. She stayed with them for a while and learned a lot about lycanthropy, alchemy, entropy, psionics and phasmalism.

The group was found and attacked. The survivors disbanded, most heading to Qyra. Loreena stayed in Nehrim and lived in the wild again.

Eventually the creator temple found and captured her. She was to be publically executed in a way to further the temple's agenda. She managed to escape together with another prisoner, Sirius. They made their way to Ostian and snuck on a ship to Enderal. Sirius was just a means to an end for Loreena, so she wasn't too sad when he died. He was too chatty anyway.

Upon waking up in Enderal, she discovers she can now use magic. Her knowledge about the dark arts come in handy now.

She's grateful that Jespar helped her, but he's another one of those far too chatty guys. And oh is he annoying! She agrees to help him, but only so he can take her to Ark.

She wants to start a new life in Enderal, and for a while she actually tries to be nice and helpful. But it's really not her thing. People can leave her alone, thank you. She does jobs for the money and to have things to do. If those jobs take her far away from civilisation, it's a win in her books. If they involve killing, even better.

She begrudgingly joins the Order. She doesn't to be anywhere near pretentious, righteous religious people, but hey, if this Tealor guy says she's so important, that basically means she can do whatever she wants, right?

So she buys a house in the noble's quarter of Ark and decorates it with all sorts of skulls and bones and general dark stuff that would give her neighbours a heart attack. What are they gonna do? Report her to the Order?

Tharaêl is a delight. Very sunny personality. He's one of the few people she gets along with. She doesn't stop him from choosing his own end though. That's his decision.

She didn't pay much attention to Calia, until she mentioned a beast inside her. That sounds interesting! Loreena might've gotten a bit too excited when she saw Calia kill Karek. Maybe she handled that wrong. But misunderstandings can happen and overall, Calia seems to appreciate even her harsh truths.

Loreena turns down Jespar every chance she gets, because he's still annoying her.

She hates Rynéus and his stupid, childish games.

She went dancing with Calia when the end was near and was surprise when she actually enjoyed it.

She chose to go to the Star City with Calia. Because fuck humanity. She has no illusion that she could guide the next cycle to do better, but sacrifice herself in hopes the current one can save itself? No chance.

[run-on-lightning]

i haven't really posted much about my time playing ffxiv until recently. so i figured since my 2nd anniversary is coming up, i'll share some screenshots of my personal highlights and milestones from the past two years of playing.

they're all under the cut

^ very likely the first time i saw and fell in love with Pharos Sirius

^ my first attempt at gpose after learning what glamours were

^ i made the mistake of doing this quest as FSH to avoid the random overworld mobs. i didn't realize the npc was going to fight me, so i ended up slapping him into submission with my fishing rod

^ the moment i fell so hard for Y'shtola because omg why is she so hot in her HW card

^ my first flight with the Blackjack after grinding mgp for 3 months. my irl best friend (who is also my ffxiv mentor) also got the Bahamut mount around the same time, so we did a quick photoshoot together

^ some of my early attempts at landscape gpose. this game is so beautiful, even before the graphics update

^ my first clear in Heaven-on-High with my mentor. i gave her so many heartattacks with my recklessness and greed during that run

^ i promised my best friend we'd level up in Eureka together, but i was too excited to explore the new area. so i kept my promise and explored at the same time by sneaking around the mobs to avoid pulling them. it was good practice for deep dungeon sneaking, plus i got to see and absorb the cool sights at the same time.

i ended up unlocking the whole map of Anemos without killing a single mob. Eureka pacifist run.

^ my current PB in solo Heaven-on-High. i still haven't gotten back to the grind yet.

^ one of my favorite moments when my mentor and i attempted to score run together for the first time. we cleared that run and got 36th place in our data center at the time (as of writing this, that run got bumped to 41st place).

btw the Heavenly Yuki mob looks like an Enderman from Minecraft, that's why we call them Ender-chan.

^ but the real reason we cleared was for the gpose opportunity ;)

^ winning a Rinshan Kaihou (tsumo after a kan) is such a rare treat.

i reached 1600+ ranking at some point this year, but then i lost so many games soon afterwards that reclimbing became too difficult. i was forced to reset my mahjong rank back to the default 1500 and novice.

^ the moment i finished getting all 80 vistas of the ARR sightseeing log. they were such a pain to get and some of them don't even have a clear view of whatever the thing was supposed to be about.

i very much prefer the more organic vistas of HW and StB. but i also don't need vistas from the sightseeing log to find places with a good view, since i like exploring and taking in the sights.

^ some of my latest landscape photos/gpose

suffice to say i'm enjoying this game a lot.